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1 : Beggar to greedy
man: Please give me 1 rupee because I am hungry from three days. Greedy man: I
will give you 2 rupees but first you tell me from where you buy food in 1 rupee,,,,
2: Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal
illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months?
Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
3 A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you
mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to
catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees
you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
4: The Perfect Son.
Dad: I have the perfect son.
Friend: Does he smoke?
Dad: No, he doesn't.
Friend : Does he drink whiskey?
Friend : No, he doesn't.
Dad : Does he ever come home late?
friend: No, he doesn't.
friend : I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old
is he?
Dad : He will be six months old next Wednesday. __ hahahaha
5: Simon: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Simon, ask me, what do you want?
Simon : Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not
do?
Teacher: No Simon . Why should I?
Simon : Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the
homework.__ hahahaha
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