1: SARDAR : How do you make a tissue dance?
PATHAN : You put a little boogie in it. HAHAHA
2: Teacher : Which flower talks the most?
Student : Tulips, of course, because they have two lips! hahaha>
3: I went to the psychiatrist,
and he says "You're crazy."
I tell him I want a second opinion.
He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!" Hehehe
4: My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game: hahaha
5: TEACHER: Why didn't the sun go to college?
STUDENT : Because it already had a million degrees! HAHAHA
6: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. hahahaha
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