Funny jokes of pathan and punjabi with sardar

jokes of pathan 2016, new jokes of pathan and sardar with punjabi,


Pathan Pehalwan Se Pathan Pehalwan Se:
Tum Kitny Aadmi Utha Sakty Ho?? Pehalwan: 10 Pathan: Bas,
 Tum Se Acha To Hamara Murgha Hai, Jo Roz Subha Pooray Mohally Ko Utha Deta Hai.

..;-p:) Hahaha



 Naya Mausam Pathan Radio Theek Karwane Gaya..
 Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mausam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha Pathan:
Theek Hai, Mausam Naya Daal do...
;-p Hahaha




Hum Pakistan Se Hai Pathan London Gaya..
 Wahan Ek Larki Ny Pucha: "Aap Kon Se Mulk se Hen?
" Pathan: Hum Pakistan Se Hai.. Larki Ki Ankhon
Me Aansu Aagaye, Aur Wo Roty Huwe Boli: , , .
Aap K Mulk Ki 'CHARS' Bohat Khaalis Hoti Hai"...;-p



Double Sawari 2 Pathan Bike per ja rahay the Police walay ne Rok ker kaha:
 "Pata nai hai ke Double Sawari per Pabandi hai?"
 Pathan: Pata hai isi liye to Isko Wapis Chornay ja raha hoon..;-p Hahaha


 1000 Ka Note Pathan: Aaj Hum ne 1 Jaan Bachaai Sardar:
 Woh Kaisay? Pathan: Woh Aise k Ek Faqir ko pucha
Me 1000 ka Note dun to kya karega?
Wo Bola: Khushi se Mar jaunga Me ne kaha: Ja Phir Me Nahi Deta...;-p:D Hahaha
Previous
Next Post »