Punjabi and Pathan Ak Punjabi Ne Peshawar Main Kalashnikov Ka Soda Kia.
Pathan: Yahen Per Leni Hai Tu 40000 or Agr Gher Pohanchwani Hai Tu 100000.
Punjabi: Yeh Lo 1 Lakh Or Lahore Pohancha Do.
Pathan: Theek Hai Gher Pohanch Ker Phone Karna.
Punjabi Gher Pohanch Ker: Han Khan Saab Main Gher Pohanch Gia Hon.
Pathan: Theek Hai Kalashnikov Tumhara Gari Ky Nichy Bandha Hoa Hai
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana" .
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia hahaha,
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia .
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na .
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata, HAHAHA,
1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola: Tm log muje ye btao begherto ? Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h: HAHAHA
sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun.. Hahahaha
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